Monday, August 01, 2016

Overheard in the Office...

"'Pay My Bill'...What do you mean 'Page Not Found'? Why are you making it difficult to give you money? 'Click Back Button'? Okay...oh, there's all my stuff. Do I want to use the stored card? Yes. That's the whole reason I stored it, you knobs. Would I like to sign up for auto pay? No, I like sticking needles in my eyeballs like this on the first of every month..."